Korridorium

A daily dose of corridors in prose

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♫ Lethal Spel­i­cans ♫


201/398

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I enter the cor­ri­dor and fol­low an offi­cer car­ry­ing a pack­age toward Albo’s office. “No bomb in this one,” he says, plac­ing the par­cel on Albo’s desk. Albo nods a greet­ing and says, “Mail for you. Just came in.”

Today marks day two hun­dred since the grue­some dis­cov­ery after the grue­some dis­cov­ery of a human heart on a stack of papers. That’s the whole rea­son I showed up here today: the fear that the killer might have struck again. And now this: a pack­age. My name is actu­ally on it, c/o Berlin Homi­cide Squad. “Had it X‑rayed, just to be safe,” Albo says, eye­ing me closely. I shrug, tear off the pack­ing tape, open the top flaps, and hit fab­ric. Looks like a burlap sack tied at the top. I untie the knot and pull the burlap aside, but a sud­den jolt of pain shoots through me and I yank my hand back. My right mid­dle fin­ger is bleed​ing—I stick it in my mouth.

Albo care­fully inspects the con­tents and finds sev­eral razor blades stitched inside the burlap sack. On one of them: fresh blood. My blood. The one I just cut myself on.

And under­neath: a stack of paper. It’s stained, and based on the last three times, I know it’s almost cer­tainly dried blood.

“I enter the cor­ri­dor,” Albo reads off the top sheet. There will be exactly fifty of them, typed on fifty dif­fer­ent type­writ­ers. I take my fin­ger out of my mouth. “No heart this time?”

Albo shakes his head. “I’ll send this stuff to foren­sics,” he says. “Fin­ger okay?” Just a small cut, noth­ing seri­ous. Albo car­ries the pack­age back out. I step over to the win­dow. What was that about? Why is this guy send­ing me these texts? How does he even know who I am? And what’s with the razor blades?

Albo comes back. “Lab says we can have copies in under an hour.” Albo looks at me, a strange glint in his eyes. “Any ideas yet?”

I know what he’s dri­ving at, of course. The killer seems to know who’s on his trail—and even that today, the exact day we expect another sign from him, or at worst another heart, I’d be show­ing up in Albo’s office. It’s a lit­tle eerie.

“Could he be com­mit­ting these mur­ders because of you?” Albo does­n’t look like he’s jok­ing. He drops heav­ily into his chair, which responds with a groan. “Maybe it’s one of your patients. Think!” he demands.

“There’s no one,” I answer, but it came out too fast. Albo gives me a search­ing look. “Man, you worked as a psy­chi­a­trist for decades!”—“Psy​chol​o​gist,” I cor­rect him, though it does­n’t really mat­ter right now.

“Con­nect this,” Albo says, point­ing at my notes, “with the fact that he’s send­ing the next fifty pages to you per­son­ally!”

I’ve gone over every­thing with a fine-tooth com​b—all hun­dred and fifty pages we have from the killer so far—and put together some­thing like a sta­tis­ti­cal break­down. From that, we’ve built a pro­file over the last few weeks: me with my pro­fes­sional back­ground as a psy­chol­o­gist, and Albo with his instincts as a vet­eran homi­cide detec­tive. Two old-timers in their trade.

We assigned a prob­a­bil­ity rat­ing to each of our the­o­ries, from 1 (highly unlikely) to 10 (highly prob­a­ble).

My notepad, despite my attempt at a sys­tem­atic approach, is cov­ered in cross-outs, arrows, and cir­cled phrases. “The killer is the author of the texts (8),” I read, and “The texts all come from a sin­gle source (7.5)”—the lat­ter an aver­age between my 8 and Albo’s 7. But there are also assump­tions like: “In real­ity, these aren’t human hearts, even if foren­sics is sure of it (2).”

“He lives in Berlin,” Albo says, check­ing his notes, and in my mind I add, or the imme­di­ate sur­round­ing area (8). Albo con­tin­ues: “He’s a man”—I add (9)—“around forty years old, edu­cated, wide range of inter­ests, reads a lot, torn between sci­en­tific ratio­nal­ity and a streak of roman­ti­cism, fairy tales, fan­tasy, and sci-fi.” I can’t keep up with the prob­a­bil­ity num­bers, but Albo only pulls out the the­o­ries rated 7 or higher.

“Raised Catholic, straight, sin­gle,” Albo quotes from our text break­down. “Has a bone to pick with author­ity, expe­ri­enced with psy­choac­tive sub­stances, smokes and hates smok­ing at the same time.” Albo looks up at me. “Impul­sive char­ac­ter, pos­si­ble psy­chotic episodes, wants to bring hap­pi­ness to human­ity as a do-gooder…”

“Though about that…”—I scrib­ble over my notes as I raise my objec​tion—”…I’m not so sure any­more. Maybe the whole ‘new guid­ing vision for the 21st cen­tury’ thing is just sar­casm.”

Albo gives me an annoyed look. Right, we’ve been over that. But this isn’t a sim­ple, black-and-white, one-dimen­sional case.

“This line: ‘I am not alone. For we are many! And we share the same goal.’ The guy can’t pos­si­bly mean that seri­ously. If you ask me, it’s pure bull­shit. He’s mock­ing the world-savers.”

Even though I haven’t given him a new num­ber, Albo erases some­thing in his notes and pen­cils in a cor­rec­tion. “Either way,” he looks back up at me, “he writes about visions and seems to con­sider him­self some kind of mys­tic. Now for the mil­lion-dol­lar ques­tion: does that ring any bells?”

Yet, noth­ing comes to mind. A client from the past few decades? A research sub­ject? A col­league, maybe?!

“I’ll leave you to it, my friend,” Albo says, push­ing him­self up from his chair. “By the time I get back, you’d bet­ter have thought of one to three peo­ple in your orbit who fit that pro­file.” He does­n’t say it as a ques­tion or an invi­ta­tion. It’s the tone that takes no back­talk. He stomps out of the office.

I flip my notepad over and start a blank page with the word “Col­lege” and the years, set­ting up a time­line. Some­where between my fresh­man semes­ter and today, the killer is hid​ing—the pack­age sent to me leaves no doubt about that. Then the names sur­face. I write them down as they come to mind. Pretty soon, I need more paper.

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♫ Let’s Roll! ♫


202/398

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I enter the cor­ri­dor? If only! Since the motor­cy­cle acci­dent, it’s wheels only: I roll inside. (Pro­vid­ing it’s bar­rier-free…)

203/398

♫ 125 Proof ♫


203/398

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I enter the cor­ri­dor, or rather, roll into it and through to the bar­rel ware­house where I will spend the next decades. While inwardly burned out, I’m slowly breath­ing in the alter­na­tion of day­time heat and night­time cool, of sum­mer and win­ter in Ken­tucky, as del­i­cate wood aro­mas blend with my pre­cious con­tents. Though I am merely a hum­ble oak ves­sel, with luck and my utmost ded­i­ca­tion, what matures within me might even­tu­ally be granted the honor of a sin­gle-cask bot­tling, bring­ing joy to con­nois­seurs world­wide who appre­ci­ate my decades of faith­ful ser­vice.

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♫ The Ungras­pable ♫


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I enter the cor­ri­dor with sev­eral sheets in my hands, on which I’ve jot­ted down my CV and a list of names. Some I’ve cir­cled to dis­cuss with Albo. He left me in his office and has­n’t shown back up. Did some­one find another heart some­where in Berlin after all?

When a hand drops onto my shoul­der, I flinch. “Don’t run off, we need to talk.” It’s Albo. In his other hand, he’s hold­ing a folder. He looks like he’s try­ing to digest ter­ri­ble news as he pushes me back into his office.

“Sit down,” he says.

“I’ve got…” I start, but he sud­denly snaps: “Sit down, god­dammit!” I sit.

He slumps heav­ily into his chair and deflates. He grabs his head in both hands and rakes his fin­gers through his hair. Then he says: “I got the analy­sis back from the lab. You’re not gonna like it.”

I look at him, wait­ing.

“The blood has the exact same DNA as the pre­vi­ous three times.”

“But there was no fourth heart [in the pack­age] (http://​archiv​.kor​ri​do​rium​.de/text201),” I protest. “Maybe it’s old blood, blood from one of the hearts we already found.”

Albo slowly shakes his head. “That’s not it.” He looks me straight in the eye. “It’s dried, yeah, age inde​ter​minable—​could be from one of the three hearts. But that’s not it.”

What is it, then?

“It’s about your blood. The fresh blood from your mid­dle fin­ger. The lab tested that, too.”

“Am I…?” I don’t dare fin­ish the thought. Did they diag­nose me with some fatal dis­ease?

Albo lets out a preg­nant pause. He looks utterly wrecked. What­ever I’m not going to like, he hates it just as much.

“Your blood has the exact same DNA as those three hearts.”

It takes a few heart­beats before what Albo just said truly reg­is­ters.

“That has to be a mis­take,” I say, but Albo gives an almost imper­cep­ti­ble shake of his head. “I’m hav­ing an exter­nal lab check it. But don’t expect them to come up with any­thing dif­fer­ent.”

For a few breaths, we both sit there in silence. Sev­eral times I start to say some­thing, only to freeze up. I flip my lit­tle stack of notes over to study our hypothe­ses, our killer pro­file. There’s noth­ing on that sheet about me being the vic​tim—the triple vic­tim. My gaze goes blank.

“Uwe, I don’t know any­thing about this. I have noth­ing to do with it. I’m as clue­less as you are,” I say. Albo nods. Then he leans for­ward and claps me on the shoul­der. Good to know I have a true friend in him.

“We’re both going home now to read the fifty new texts. You’re under police pro­tec­tion until fur­ther notice.” Albo pulls a stack of copies from the folder and slides them over to me. “I have to make a few calls. Do me a favor and be back here bright and early tomor­row.”

Albo reaches for the phone receiver. I gather my pages.

“It can’t be,” I say. “It’s impos­si­ble.”

Albo is already dial­ing a num­ber, but he pauses and looks at me. “Got some­one who can stay with you tonight?” he asks. He inter­prets my hes­i­ta­tion as a no, ask­ing: “Want me to come over?”

I shake my head. “My cat will watch over me,” I say, try­ing in vain to sound light­hearted.

On the way home, a sud­den sob escapes me. A strange sen­sa­tion: a deeply buried grief breaks through for a brief sec­ond, and then the episode passes. Every­thing goes numb again, my thoughts packed in cot­ton. I share the exact same blood as the three vic­tims. In a sense, it was my own heart, three times over. But how? What the hell does my DNA have to do with these mur­ders?!

An unmis­tak­able, demand­ing meow greets me as I unlock the door and step into the apart­ment. Plura­belle rubs against my legs, starv­ing, and as always, the first thing I do is open a can of cat food for her.

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♫ Nes­suna ombra ♫


205/398

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I enter the cor­ri­dor. It’s early in the morn­ing. I set up my tri­pod and mount the 360-degree cam­era on top. I don’t have much time, as the first tourists will soon be flock­ing into the Vasari Cor­ri­dor. How­ever, I need a shot with­out any peo​ple—and I will also remove myself, just like the shadow of the tri­pod, later from my panoramic photo. A sim­ple touch-up. What remains is a crys­tal-clear cap­ture of the Vasari Cor­ri­dor with its unique col­lec­tion of self-por­traits, allow­ing you to take your time look­ing around at every­thing. Whether you look up at the ceil­ing with its round lamps or down at the mag­nif­i­cent tiles beneath the cam­era, you will find no trace of the pho­tog­ra­pher: I will have dis­ap­peared, with­out leav­ing the slight­est trace.