
♫ The Stingy Thingy ♫
I enter the corridor, feeling for a niche in the wall with one of my tentacles and pulling my body in after me. By adopting the color of the background, I am now barely recognizable to eyes that do not perceive ultraviolet light.
We came to the strangers’ ship to welcome them to our planet. As the theologian of our delegation, I was meant to speak with them of universal mysticism and cosmic love. Instead, they hunt us, culling us without mercy. Only my student and I remain.
One of them enters the corridor. He is heavily armored and carries one of their deadly weapons. When he is very close, I ask the question, but I do not wait for the answer; instead, I immediately morph one of my tentacles into a sharp, hard stinger. I would have so liked to speak with him about God. Then it must be done this way.
Full of compassion and love, I strike…