I enter the corridor that my comrades have devoured through the hefty tomes of Douglas Hofstadter. They’ve discovered a passage where Guiseppe Varaldo’s sonetti monovocalici are quoted. Finally, I can eat my fill again!
In the novel A Void, which, even in several English translations, contains not a single E, I recently found myself severely emaciated amidst rough masses of cellulose flour—until I finally realized that I desperately need E’s for my physical well-being and can’t metabolize other vowels.
Now, thanks to my bookworm buddies, there’s a real feast awaiting me: Varaldo has infused his sonnet retelling of Dante’s Inferno with a generous dose of Vitamin E!